Put on your wigs boys! Beauborg 268 is awaiting your…

achoo! austrian cows are waiting by the porch window. one is named Barbara, and the other is Clarence…but we did just notice that Clarence has a vagina..her wee was very thick like a cloudy milk. ANnOUNCING!

Beauborg 268 is finally up and running. In a sense, we still have to make a sign for the front door. Yet it is official, that our lovely Beauborg is home to Vitamin Wig C, The New School for Social Research, & the Unsichtbar Birnbaum Exploratory. The backyard is still, of course, in a heavy renovative-state…sigh.

Our first event will take place in early December of 2009.  The line-up is still up in the air..but we are hoping that Matias will make it up, and show us all how to  make jam. Bill Wolter may be there as well…and of course some flacid & slappy performances by Robert..and the rest of us. Get ready to piss your pants with yours truely, and eat some tasty hair-pieces with kitties.

Fotos are on their way..from our last show at the Performance Art Action festival at the Climate Theatre..in San Francisco..once i get my computer to work again.thhh

In the meantime, please check out our main blog- http://beauborg268.wordpress.com/

love,

gina & kitties

Crapp, i’m dizzy.

When it happens i always end up needing milk. and the rats are back too. they’re always squeeking in the ivy.  that was some really cold milk. its better that way, warm milk can only be tasty if its from the giant nipple. ive never had it from the udder. i think there would be blood inside the milk. those rusty nips, squirting out the puffs.

my gramma gave me a link to this new type of skin care cream for only #20 monies a month. called..Epidus. is that what she wrote. theres this call for entries, a show called A BOX OF DREAMS. The prize, or reward come sto 4000 dollars. thats nice. they probably only favor highly studio-based works. or someone with really nice lighting equipment. can i eat it? do you remember that movie, THE CORN DOG MAN. ? ….when planes pass over the house why does it make you weary? i think its no. nope. nopeuh!

 Does acupuncture really help with allergies?

all of my cameras are broken at this point. except for my mini dv camera that max got me from his euros. youre the best max. uh, someones in the bathroom. most of the time its her. gramma. my little cougher. or is that jamie?

that one time that you thought you dreampt about before, so it really matches up with a previously meditated image. does this happen often? i feel like it must and for you to remember. thats important to know.  rubbing the eyes. i dont mind the sound as much as robert does. i like that. kitties is licking the crotch of my pants again. im not wearing them but theres a dirty pair on the heap of wrapped up clothing.

aww the little blimp. it was still today, cuz were still awake.

iy do iot sounded like you tossed something hitting the wall. you tossed it.

 

 

 

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no, ill just really miss the train. i cant live without it. sp  many years of that beautiful bell.

 

 

this will probably be the last post before we leave the tent. the crickets are so loud right now. and the train just keeps going. that long horn. and then it jsut stopes.no its still going. thats so far. im pretty dizzy. and theres a baby cricket its weird to be here, and have yesterdays on tape. sometimes it makes you lose your concentration. days blend into different years sometimes. but, it doesnt confuse me. i know its just another day, I used to really let it affect me. and sometimes it does. but its always so fantastic. to visit another time. but i have to remember to know im here now.  damn, everythings packed up. and i can still hear the train.

it was the best when me and robert drove up to san francisco. the drive home was even better. oh robert! max gave you that ladys belt! kitties and lucy really love calarts. they love it. and so do i. calarts forver! oops! i said it! hehe.

yeah. jamies home. so …so. theres words. but there are no words.

i snuck into my old studio the other day. i still have the key. it was empty, and there was a blue chair. i sat there for a while. and thought about jamie.  then i read from that little LEARN CZECH book i found at that little bookstore up north. loud noises outside somewhere yuck.

 

Slide

So today is the performance at REDCAT. Hmm. Christ. And I still don’t have a real website. I get confused, as to what I should have accomplished, and what I don’t care to accomplish. I know people say its more professional to have your name as your email address.

Really, I might think too much of what people want to see. Im sure, Im sure, I just don’t want to waste anyones time.

Do you want to heat up that stir-fry for yourself?
In the hawaiian tropics room? Kind of like cat piss and burnt chicken. hearding sheep in the snow was always my dream. I hate when I rub my eye and I feel this weird shallow, meltedness that runs from the corner of my eye to my sinuses. Hot lips. Its always difficult to take off a fresh pad. For the performance, I was thinking, “Oh! Looks like twins!”.

Watching a special on primordial dwarfism.

Immediateky

i WEANTED TO SAY SOMETHING BUT THEN rOBERT MADE SOME STIR FRY ASPARAGUS AND RICE AND ITS TIME FOR cABLE guy!

‘Flicking the Tit of the Weeping Lemur’

April 17th-24th 2007
Stevenson Blanche Gallery
California Institute of the Arts

This show was based upon the phallacy and anxiety of hygene.

Contents of Installation:

10 Hours of Menstruation
December 2006
Video Documentation of Gina Clark
in her Studio from 8pm-6am
Pulling out her Menstrual Blood and Wiping it
onto her face, neck and arms.
Fluids were collected for 4 months,until the week of the Installation,
where they were then used to paint the title of the exhibition.

Vitmin Wig C
Pre-recorded Music by Robert Hansen
2007

‘When I was a Child’
Photograph and written word on wall
by Sam Michel

Verschlinge Ich Sie
January 2007
(I Devour Them)
Video by Justin Faris and Gina Clark
Hi8

Dieses Fett
January 2007
(This is Fat)
Video by Gina Clark and Justin Faris
Hi8

Pink Saliva
2007
Video by Robert Hansen and Gina Clark

A small televison
on the floor played a six hour VHS dub of different
video work shot between the years of 2000-20007.

Projection:
Extricate and Extricate:Sonnenaufgang
December 2005 and April 2006
8mm Film
By Gina Clark and Justin Faris

the jar had dropped and spilled out all of its contents. The contents spilt onto
a dvd of Jan Svankmajer’s ‘Faust’ which was in the same bag as the jar of semen.

After the performance the contents and aftermath remained in the space until
the afternoon of Saturday, the 24th day of March.

Auto-erotica for the Dinosaurs

Its sad to know, and admittedly come to realize that Jim Henson is dead, but there’s a bit of hope -mildly- that puppetry and live-action animation is still alive and available to engage in. Animatronics has not completely disappeared just yet. God, I was relieved to find this link.

http://www.henson.com/alternative.php

the site is really ugly..can someone fix that? its awful to look at. what a shame. and sadly as well, they sold the rights to the Muppets to Disney. Fucking Disney has to own it all.

Glendale burpy + VWC for KXLU in studio Performance

kitties had 7 of her little teeth pulled yesterday. the entire drive home from glendale, she had her face out the window. tomorrow is the radio show. i hate when the pointer covers what your typing.

LINK TO THE LIVE PERFORMANCE RECORDING ON 88.9 KXLU
IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCE THUR. SEPT 18TH 08

http://www.oldfashionluxury.com/live/

flyer art by robert hansen

skippy never stops barking. im ruining my posture by bending over in this mole seat, in order to type. really feeling the sleeping on the ground-hunched over editing festivals. i want to say more. id really just like it if it rained. lucy is howling now. she keeps guard of the backyard. its really frightening to wake up to her massive barks. have to sleep on the couch tonight. i got so many bug bites on my face last night. hot gas at 2am. now its 2:43. i though ti made tea, but i never poured the glass. have to eat a sandwhich. went to the diner in north hollywood. we sat in the corner.

i bumped my left elbow on the giant stone that stuck out from the wall of stones. but robert said they were made of a certain type of stone. not granite. nnnchhih(sound tongue makes when its dry and stuck between the roof of your mouth and teeth. zahne. begin teaching next week at calarts. this is just a draft.

Swollen rat corpse and radio show

3:11am dam,mit its already this late.

I was sitting in my room – saw lightning a few minutes ago, and then there was a tumbling sound on the overhang. it was terrible, sounded like a body had hit the roof, and rolled down above the tent. i ran inside, locked the back door behind me, started shaking as i opened gramma danny’s door and flicked the lights on really quick. their little faces were still asleep.

god, i was shaking so much…when i looked in the mirror, while i was hiding in bathroom, i realized how white i had turned. lucy wasnt barking, but still i returned to the backyard. lucys puffing around outside me.

i can hear the rat stuck in the trap, rolling around the overhand above me. i just wish i had a room, and that it would rain. thats all i really care about at this point. there are too many rats and black widows out here now..I cant sleep on the tent anymore..its too risky. besides, kitties has fleas again.

its the end of the summer,,but it wont actually end until late October arrives. that will be nice. to be home at the mighty desert for the fall. it’ll be a nice reminder and a great way to leave this place again. jesus. i know what song i have to listen to soon. driving around santa clarita yesterday. snuck a few fotos of the old place with the one one. had lunch at saugus cafe with roberty.

TO ANNOUNCE some great news! Robert and I will appear on KXLU 89.9 on Thursday August 21st between 10am and noon. We’ll be discussing a platter of subjects..were rreally choo choo excited. THen soon after that very special one year occasion..

I’ll be performing at The Smell August 30th..a Friday. Im not sure of the time just yet. Ill have to update if i can remember. A few weeks later//…

Robert and I will return to KXLU to perform some live musical ear aches, for the evening show. You can listen to it streaming throuugh on their website. here. Let me give you a new pair of diapers: http://www.kxlu.com/site29.aspx

One from thee old Second SPin crowd came in to Amoeba today..the one that wets himself, and always wants a hug. They had security around me so fast..it was nice. i felt very protected. heh heh. it was weird. but apparently he attacked one of the old staff girlies, who now works at Amoeba with me. choo choo baby. choo choo my poo poo. Then we shoot some of Christine, Norman, hopefully Maxi..have to get the camera to Matias by Sunday for the Salsa!Salsa! show.

one more cigarette, then tomorrow. a day off, but so much to take care of.

if theres a rat inside here, im really going to scream. i hear something dammit. okay, maybe some old/new foto time again. i have to get tons of roll sprocessed. Vitamin Wig C show on 89.9, and Vitamin Wig C available at Amoeba..and VWC music videos being edited and finished by this weekend loooooo i keep feeling spiders under my legs.

too many fotos to upload on here. just check my myspace. im adding a few new folders

http://www.myspace.com/dimensionsindialogue

i didnt even realize hopw much i was scratching my leg, and now its all bleeding

Maxi Kim’s ..ONE BREAK.. and Swifter oldies for cumquats off the horizon

Anyhow, Saturdays, beginning July…hmm…schedule..Saturday July 26th from 1-3 Maxi Kim, and possibly Robert and I will be teaching a class on one of Zizeks books..THE FRAGILE..OI! The Fragile something. Max took the book back with him after our meeting. But that will be a strange class. At ZERO POINT Space.

Check out THE PERVERTS GUIDE TO CINEMA PART 1-3..on DVD-(A ZIZEK DOC.)(most likely hard to find)

mAX AND i ARE still working on our book..titled still unknown..content unknown..well, it keeps changing actually. Which is quite alright, its the process of it, really…but mainly we were thinking to discuss molestation, performativity, and well…other things. Utopia mainly..and of course imagery.

But what I really wanted to state, was Max’s newly released book ONE BREAK A THOUSAND BLOWS.
Its difficult to state what the book is really about. But it tends to be misleading at points, but in a way where you are led to the top of a snowy mountain, your pants have been randomly removed, and youre in the middle of fucking your stepfather. Christine Wertheim makes a few appearances as well…which is always a treat my deary.

I just started working at an animal shelter in Studio City, and it comes to be that yams are excellent for digestion..why didn’t I know this? Kitties should be getting a good amount of yams now…why are they so hard to find. Trader Joes sucks my booty.

Oh yeah, some fotos. Okay, here are some oldies in celebration of gay marriage/. although the imagery doesnt match the subject..but hooray !! hooorahhhhley smarklich!

love,
gina

animals! oh!

its the best feeling, when going to feed the koi in the pond…they all rush to the surface, kissing the air for food. if only i could get them to pose for me. here are a few of my favorite buddies, who were patient enough to allow me to capture their sweet little antics.

Swollen Fields for the kingdom

i had the pleasure of shooting VOICES VOICES on the roof top here the other night. this was just a first session, i believe the next shoot shoot will turn out a bit stranger..

max is back from londony areas..broken umbrellas in the streets.

now we will begin to finish up our book!

roof tops at night, dogs barking and the warm 10pm breeze dries some leaves to my foot. hooray!the valley.